oh no so cute
Just a girl. Early 20's and procrastinating student.
reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the throat
Having sex that results in a kid does not equal respect
Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:
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Loses a friend on Facebook:
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Nogitsune!Stiles is fucking terrifying and they should have more horror movies with characters like him, where you fall head over heels in love with his dorky and hyperactive personality, and then you become scared as fuck of him in the end as he looks directly into the camera, with the dark bruises under his eyes, and waves, like “you’re next”
#hello 911 this is tumblr user breenwolf#i’d like to report a crime#you see derek hale and stiles stilinski are literally standing like#what five feet away from each other#maybe???#MAYBE???#idk i’m about five feet tall and i feel like if i laid own on the floor between them i’d probably be taller than the space between their fee#shut up that’s how i measure distance only god can judge me#anyway#please note that they are standing approximately 5 feet apart here#BUT DEREK IS STILL NOT EVEN LOOKING AT STILES?????#AND LOOK MAN IT’S BEEN A LONG 9 EPISODES SO FAR#AND THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS#BUT THE FEAR THAT DEREK AND STILES ARE GONNA KEEP UP THEIR RECORD BREAKING NO-WORDS-EXCHANGED STREAK OF 10 EPISODES#AND BRING IT INTO A WHOPPING 11 EPISODES#AKA ONE EPISODE OFF FROM A MOTHERFUCKING SEASON#IS THE GREATEST TERROR OF THEM ALL#so you see ma’am i’m gonna need you to send a bus ASAP#cuz one of two things is gonna happen at the end of de-void#either my heart’s gonna give out cuz my ship does the thing#or i’m gonna straight up put my fist through the tv screen outta frustration#five fucking feet jeff davis#do not let me down
reblogging again because Bree’s tags, man.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|